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Which Duncan Yo-Yo did you want?

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Dec 10, 2014
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It probably won't come as a shock to anyone familiar with this blog that I went through a phase where I was completely obsessed with Yo-Yos. Back in the day, I had this vibrant green Duncan Butterfly that was handed down to me by my sister. That little toy became my faithful companion for a solid two years during my grade school days. It seemed like every time I found myself bored or idle, out came good ol' Greenie, and I would spend hours on end practicing my Yo-Yo skills.

Now, you would expect that after dedicating so much time to mastering the art of Yo-Yoing, I would have become at least somewhat decent, right? Well, the sad truth is that I wasn't. Despite spending countless afternoons at our local Five and Dime, flipping through a book that promised to unlock the secrets of the Duncan Yo-Yo, I couldn't even manage to perform the simplest tricks. It was beyond frustrating.

Feeling discouraged and perplexed, I sought solace in conversations with my sister. She shared her own Yo-Yo experience, reminiscing about how she got into it after a mesmerizing Yo-Yo team visited her school for an assembly. She even suspected that our very own Yo-Yo might have been given to her as a reward for volunteering during one of those mind-blowing performances.

A few years ago, fueled by nostalgia and a touch of curiosity, I decided to purchase a new Duncan Yo-Yo and give it another shot. This time around, it even came with a handy trick book, complete with step-by-step instructions. I figured that with a more focused approach, starting with the simpler tricks, maybe I could finally conquer the Yo-Yo and unlock the hidden Yo-Yo wizard within me.

But alas, my hopes were shattered once again. As I attempted to replicate the illustrated movements and maneuvers, it became painfully clear that my Yo-Yo skills had not improved one bit. It was as if my hands and the Yo-Yo were locked in a perpetual state of miscommunication.

As I reflect on my lackluster Yo-Yo journey, I can't help but feel a sense of admiration for those mid-1970s Duncan ads that adorned magazines and toy store displays. Those captivating images of skilled Yo-Yo performers, effortlessly executing mind-boggling tricks, must have ignited the passion and dreams of countless aspiring Yo-Yo wizards. Regrettably, I was not among their ranks.

So, there you have it: my humble Yo-Yo tale. Despite my persistent efforts, I've come to accept that the Yo-Yo and I simply don't share a harmonious bond. But hey, life is full of hobbies and interests, and sometimes we find ourselves captivated by pursuits that elude our grasp. In the end, it's the journey and the memories that matter, even if they involve failed attempts at mastering the Yo-Yo.


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