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Oct 04, 2013
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There's something oddly charming about the notion of toys that involve sticking your fingers into the mouths of monsters. My recollections of indulging in this ingenious game may be somewhat fuzzy, but the sight of its commercial sparks an undeniable desire within me to track down a copy. Adding it to my growing assortment of board games seems like a wonderful idea.

Created by Charles Phillips and Charlie Leicht, this game made its debut back in 1979 under the banner of Ideal Toys in partnership with Hasbro. The premise was simple: players found themselves intriguingly compelled to insert their fingers into the cardboard mouth of a vampire, an integral part of the game's mechanism. Interestingly, the vampire's teeth were designed to double as red markers. So, when the inevitable "bite" occurred, it left a distinctive, albeit harmless, mark on the daring player's finger.

Navigating the game involved maneuvering eerie tokens across the board. This was achieved by stating the number of spaces one intended to move and subsequently adjusting the clock. If, by some quirk of fate, the clock halted at a time deemed favorable by the vampire, the cape would dramatically open, signalling the request: "Offer me your finger." This was the moment to plunge one's finger into the vampire's mouth and then press down on the mechanism concealed within its head. The outcome was a gamble—sometimes a nibble, sometimes not—but always a touch of randomness that made the experience a delight.

Back in its heyday, the game provided the option to exchange money for replacement markers. Nowadays, you might find yourself responsible for inking them anew.

"I Vant to Bite Your Finger" stands as a testament to the idea that simple is sometimes better. It's a game that's effortlessly enjoyable, keeps the momentum alive, and boasts a theme that's hard to resist. While it used to be more frequently available for purchase online, its presence has dwindled lately. The game enjoyed a brief surge in popularity on auction platforms, potentially driven by a combination of a noteworthy price hike and its undeniable allure. If luck should grace you with a sighting of this rare gem in its natural habitat, don't hesitate to seize the opportunity and add it to your collection.


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