Remember the good ol’ days? When you spent your summer days hanging down by the river? You had a Mountain Dew in one hand and a rope in the other. No one could swing across that River like you back then. You felt like those days would never end. Now you are a bit older and have switched to a diet soda. Sure, you like the taste, but it’s the knowing that bothers you. Knowing that your body can no longer handle the high sugar content of real Mountain Dew without turning flabby.
Diet Mountain Dew… for the Mature Soda Drinker
Diet Mountain Dew… for the Mature Soda…
Diet Mountain Dew… for the Mature Soda Drinker
Remember the good ol’ days? When you spent your summer days hanging down by the river? You had a Mountain Dew in one hand and a rope in the other. No one could swing across that River like you back then. You felt like those days would never end. Now you are a bit older and have switched to a diet soda. Sure, you like the taste, but it’s the knowing that bothers you. Knowing that your body can no longer handle the high sugar content of real Mountain Dew without turning flabby.