Saturday Frights

Saturday Frights: King Diamond – The Family Ghost


Holy cats; I can’t believe my handlers o’er at Famous Monsters of Filmland let me out o’ my crypt for a day! And what better way to spend said day then to saunter on o’er to my auld stompin’ grounds; The Retroist Vault!

Hey Vic! Hey Big Poppa “P”! Hello? Now where in the e’er lovin’ hoary hells is e’eryone? Well, I guess I’ll just wander around until they show up…oh, man; the hot dog machine! Hello ol’ friend; I see you are still filled with as many toe-nail clippings as I remember. And there’s the nacho machine…awww, they left all of my hairs in place cloggin’ up the cheese tubes!

Well, since no one is here; I guess I have the run o’ the place! Maybe I should throw on some tunes…what’s this? “Projectionist’s Polka Party”?!! Out ya go my man! Ahh…this is better…think I’ll just leave this playin’ for when ol’ Vicious Vic and the P-man return…man, I wish I could see their faces!!!

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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