Only the Coolest Kids wear Jordache Jeans at the Jordache Jeans Ice Cream Parlor

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What kind of ice cream parlor is this? A half-dozen tweens clad in pricey jeans, with free rein of an ice cream parlor without an adult in sight? In what world is that not a recipe for disaster?

I remember this ad when it ran and I always thought two things back then. First, this ice cream parlor looks very sterile and boring. And two, who is buying their young kids Jordache jeans?

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