As Dave Thomas will tell you and this commercial illustrates, the food at Wendy’s is so good that there “ain’t no reason to go anyplace else.” In fact, the food is so good and logic is so overwhelming that it causes High School teachers to start saying ain’t and a logic professor to hold his burger in a really weird grip.
Really check that part out (you can see it in the photo above). Why did he grab it like that? Is he going to eat it upside down? Is this his first burger?