Rhyme is always a catchy way to relate info, but they take it humorous in extremes in this early eighties bike ad from K-mart. I am pretty sure they are parodying the catch Paul Simon song, “50 Ways to Leave your Lover”, but it seems odd that they would do that half a decade after the song was released, so maybe they are just having fun with words.
It’s like I always say on this blog, Mog. If you’re gonna sell your stuff, Duff. You better make sure you got the rhyme, Yime. Okay I am horrible at this, Chris.
I did one!!