Arrow Shirt Men can get away with Anything

Put a brimming with confidence 1980s American male in an Arrow shirt and, according to this ad, it grants him superpower-like persuasion skills. Even in the most terrifying of scenarios, say the French restaurant, the Arrow-clad superman need only use one poorly understood word to render even the snootiest of stereotypical Frenchmen completely docile.

Now this might only be a rumor, but I heard that if you are traveling to France, they will confiscate any Arrow shirts you might be trying to bring across their borders out of fear that you will use it to take the over the country. A story like that has to be true.

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