Citizens of Sweethaven, please rise for our anthem…or pay 17¢ Not Rising For The Anthem Tax

The Commodore wishes all his citizens of his Sweethaven a glorious morning today.

Failure to have a glorious morning carries a 35¢ Unglorious Morning Tax.

Please stand for the Sweethaven anthem (press “play” or pay 15¢ Not Pressing Play Tax).

What’s that, you don’t know the words to the Sweethaven anthem?!

Well, here they are…and that’ll be 25¢, Not Knowing The Sweethaven Anthem Lyrics Tax.

Sweethaven lyrics by Harry Nilsson (yes,THE Harry Nilsson):

Sweet Sweethaven
God must love us
We the people
Love Sweethaven
Hurray hurray Sweethaven
Flags are wavin’
Swept people from the sea
Safe from democracy
Sweeter than a melon tree
Put here for you and me
Sweethaven
Sweet Sweethaven
God must love us
We the people
Of Sweethaven
God must have landed here
Why else would he strand us here
Where the air is nice and clear
Sweethaven even sounds so near
To Heaven
God will always bless Sweethaven
God will always bless Sweethaven
God will always bless Sweethaven

I’m a big fan of the 1980 POPEYE feature film with Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall.

Popeye_poster

When it first ran in theaters I saw it once and walked out a perplexed 12-year-old. It wasn’t until watching multiple viewings on cable TV that I developed an admiration for this wonderful film. It’s an amazing, multilayered visual experience with just as much, if not more, going on in the background of every shot than what’s occurring in the foreground. Director Robert Altman created a truly cartoon world within the confines that reality can allow and it’s a believable world perfect for being populated by the film’s over-the-top characters.

What made Sweethaven so believable is that the film was shot on location as opposed to studio sets. The town of Sweethaven was fully constructed for POPEYE on the island of Malta and is a tourist attraction to this day. Sweethaven ended up having 19 buildings, which included the hotel, the schoolhouse, various stores, a post office, a church, a tavern and a multitude of residences as well as the dockside buildings.

Malta_Sweethaven

So, the next time you’re swinging by Malta why not stop off and pay a visit to Sweethaven.

That way, you can also pay that 25¢ tax you owe the Commodore.

If by some catastrophic chance of bad luck that you HAVEN’T seen the 1980 POPEYE movie (“Fooey on you!” ), it is currently streaming on Amazon Prime Video and Netflix.

Or purchase a DVD of POPEYE (1980) here- cheap!

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