Only one scientifically proven way to sooth the hurt that a constant loser feels and that is with a genuine Lifesaver candy. I always keep a roll on hand for emergency situations.
Such as when I:
- lose a hockey game
- mess up at a work meeting
- back my car into a pole
- lose my dog’s glass eye in a poker match
- unplug my video card while my computer is still on….
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