I never had an older brother, but I have two older sisters and they never ever took me on one of their dates. Probably because I was so awesome that I would have been the center of attention all night. The older brother in this Ruffles’ ad didn’t get the memo on little kid brothers and made the mistake of taking him to the drive-in movies on a date with one of his girlfriends.
You just know that the little guy was sitting in the backseat with his big bag of crunchy chips, just waiting for his brother to fail to deliver the good stuff. When he failed with his lousy non-crunchy chip, it’s little brothers time to shine.
Who eats potato chips at the movies anyway???
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