This is How You Sell Me a Vacuum Cleaner

I don't care how dirty my house is; no cyborg with Pegasus wings, no sale.

I don’t care how dirty my house is; no cyborg with Pegasus wings, no sale.

Apparently in 1970’s Japan, people were so lousy at vacuuming that dirt became sentient and started roaming around causing all manner of havoc. Naturally a woman transformed into a cyborg with Pegasus wings and proceeded to beat that dirt into a bloody smear. The documentary about this true life event appears below…

[Via] Brad Warner

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard! Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula, ol' XIII is a screenwriter, actor, and reviewer of fright flicks! What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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