Why not give the world false hope this weekend and print out and fold your own Ecto Cooler juice boxes. Then you can pop a straw in it and leave it on a table and watch as a person like me freeze in their tracks and slowly approaches it like a venerated artifact from some ancient empire.
Then watch as my hope turns to sadness when I realize I have been had, then you can leap out and laugh and laugh as I run and hide in the bathroom until everyone has gone away.
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