You don’t use Crest? You won’t have any Teeth…


I loved Crest commercials when I was a kid. So of course I begged and pleaded with my Mom during every supermarket trip we made to please buy Crest. I am not sure why, maybe Crest was more expensive? But she hardly ever bought it. When I became an “adult”, I started buying Crest, but at some point I bought Colgate and I have never looked back (accept for a crazy summer with Aqua Fresh).

Well Crest, how do you like those apples?


Garry Vander Voort

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