I think I would have made a great addition to the staff of the Happy Meal workshop. I am very good at coming up with pointless single use inventions and I assume I would have an unlimited cheeseburger budget to get all of my work done. Sadly when I told my guidance counselor about my goals back in High School, he just laughed at me and said I couldn’t get that job.
Later I found out that he got his kid an internship in the workshop. Jerk…
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