Are you a 1962 Square? Order Your Beatnik Kit Today!

Hey all you chicks and kats! Are you tired of being square? Is reality a total drag and you just want to escape? Well order the Beatnik Kit and you will find yourself cruising the krazy kofee kafes of lower Gotham and snapping your paws to music that your Moms and Dads warned you about. Oh do not pay attention to all the stares and jeers from your fellow Beatniks, they are just jealous of how amazing you look now.

I imagine most of these were ordered as part of a Halloween costume or for a party, but I would like to think at least one or two people took it seriously. I would like to know those people. Thanks to Harald Häfker for the upload.

[via] Harald Häfker


Garry Vander Voort

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