(Man in the 1980s calls wife via telephone.)
Man: I feel like Chicken Tonight.
Woman: Great, how should I prepare it? Fried, broiled…?
Man: Chicken Tonight.
Woman: Yes, I know. But how should I make the chicken tonight?
Man: Just cook it.
Woman: Cook it how?
Man: With Chicken Tonight.
Woman: So you want it as a side dish?
Man: No, Chicken Tonight.
Woman: I know, I know. But how do you want the chicken?
Man: Chicken Tonight!
Woman: MAKE IT YOURSELF! (Slams down telephone)
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