Is That The Blob??  Nope, It’s SLIME!!!
Ewwww! Pleasantly sickening sounds and feel!

Is That The Blob?? Nope, It’s SLIME!!!

As a younger kid, the one movie that absolutely scared the utter crap out of me was The Blob. This was the movie where the huge meter came crashing down to Earth and landed in a small town farm. The farmer happened to also be a drunk and the meteor crash woke him up. He grabbed a stick from a tree and poked the meteor and out came a smaller ball of purple muck. The muck crawled up the stick and started eating the farmer!

My young mind just could not get past the fact that this indeed could very much happen! This purple goo had the ability to eat people whole and it grew with every person that it ate! It could change its shape and go under doors to get to people. There just was no stopping the thing. Someone with half a brain finally figured out you could freeze it and that’s how they finally killed it.
Side note – anyone who has read my Dallas posts here at the Retroist knows that I love Dallas right? Well there was a remake made of the Blob and good ole J.R. himself, Larry Hagman directed the remake and he starred in it. So check it out if you get the chance.

But this post isn’t about the Blob, it’s about it toy cousin, SLIME. Here is a picture of the trash can that the SLIME came it:

Seems harmless enough right? RIGHT???!!!!

SLIME was created by Mattel in 1976. This article really cannot do justice to how this stuff felt in your hand. Image a very wet, gushy, sticky material that managed to wrap itself around your hand once you poured it into your hand. Girls especially freaked if you poured it on them! Needless to say, my 8 year old self took massive pleasure it terrorizing my girl pals in school with this toy!

Another selling point for me was the horrific sound that SLIME made when you pour it from the trash can. It had that awesome sucking noise combined with a bass heavy PLOP that all younger boys are totally driven to.

Here is what the SLIME looked like coming out of the trash can:

Ewwww! Pleasantly sickening sounds and feel!

So my creative 8 year old mind soon found another gross use for SLIME. I would take a very small piece of the slime and then stick it on the bottom of my nose and then pretend to sneeze! Yep – INSTANT BOOGER!!! OOOHHH YEAH!

SLIME sold like hot cakes during its first year that it was sold. Believe it or not, there was a board game called Slime Monster based on SLIME. In the game, a plastic, foot tall monster was loaded with SLIME. The player token had to move from the start to the finish marks on the board, but as each player took their turn, they also rolled a die for the SLIME Monster as well. As the game progressed, the slime would drip from the monsters mouth and if your token got hit by the SLIME you were out of the game.

Unfortunately, SLIME was a little expensive at the time and as well was not very easy to get out of your Moms expensive carpet once you spilled it. It was also a little toxic and began making kids sick who managed to eat the stuff. Therefor it had a relatively short shelf like.

Fear not though, SLIME does live on at the Nickelodeon TV channel as many kids get the stuff dumped on them for losing at their game shows.

The Doc

If it was made in the 80's it's simply better! Take Empire Strikes Back for instance!

This Post Has 11 Comments

  1. I had this as a kid too…great “toy”…didn’t they come out with a version in a an orange container too that contained rubber worms? I think I had that also…or is my memory fading fast?


  2. I left my slime out on the rug and sort of mashed it into the shag. That did not go over well with my Mother. Not easy to get out.

  3. There was a TMNT version (Mutagen Ooze) that had a little toy half-mutated turtle in it. We used to get our out of bubblegum machines and then mix up all the colors into a giant brown slime ball. Yes, we also the snot trick. But I never thought of eating it.

  4. Don’t forget the HE-MAN slime that came with Hordak’s SLIME PIT. That was my first slime experience. And the first time the young me poured slime all over a He-Man toy was also the last: it was a nightmare to wash it all off.

  5. I found you could pour slime out on a tabletop, let it get really thin and flat, and then stick a straw under the edge and blow a giant slim bubble.
    joeSki, you are correct about the kind with worms!

  6. When you started saying you put a straw in your slime, you had me worried.

  7. I *loved* my slime back in the day.

    All my action figures got the Blob horror scenario at one point or another.
    And it was a hit among friends and family as it oozed through their fingers with appreciative ewws of not-so-feigned disgust.
    In fact, I had two cans of it after a while.

    But I couldn’t imagine people eating it. It didn’t reek, but it had a rather unappetizing chemical smell.
    Play-Doh, on the other hand…

  8. Oops I should have typed slime bubble not slim bubble.
    Come on retroist, admit it, we all tasted the slime at some point.

  9. I will neither confirm nor deny slime consumption, but I will say that I have “heard” that Play-Doh and the old standard, paste, taste a whole lot better.

  10. I remember begging for Slime after the older kids in the neighborhood got it, and not long after receiving my own bucket, I seem to think I got the stomach flu – it was completely unrelated, but for a long time after that, just due to the sense association, I couldn’t even stand the smell of the stuff.

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