CTG: Game Review

Over the centuries there have been many warring factions. The Empire vs The Rebel Alliance. Aliens vs Predator. Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man. King Kong vs Godzilla. Milk chocolate M & M’s vs Peanut M & M’s. Donnie vs Marie. The State of Maine vs Man-Bull. Man-Thing vs The World. But now…we are witness to the greatest buildup of animosity…at least the gaming world has ever witnessed…Grandmothers versus Alley Cats! And so we have the premise of another great and addicting Indie release by DeRail Games the same creators of the awesome Panic Attack-Devil’s Favorite.

DeRail Games has set their sights on the shooter genre with this latest release. But as we’ve seen before, they’ve added an interesting twist to the gameplay. Allowing you to take on the role as a black cat determined to stop those evil grannies, you have been given a very useful and quite powerful weapon at your disposal. A Gravity Gun. Well, to be fair you get a few more weapons on your quest besides the gun, but your task is to hurl those grannies up into the air and with a little practice…into the vortex-like granny grinder!

Now don’t think these are your typical grannies, coming to give you some nice sweets or perhaps a new toy, these grannies are evil. Don’t believe me? Watch what happens when you fail in your quest!

You can obtain CTG for a mere 80 Microsoft points by following this link: http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/CTG/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550807?cid=SLink

What are you waiting for, friends? The Alley Cats need your help, those evil grannies won’t be stopped on their own!


Editor at Retroist
Searching through the alleys for useful knowledge in the city of Nostalgia. Huge cinema fanatic and sometimes carrier of the flame for the weirding ways of 80s gaming, toys, and television. When his wife lets him he is quite happy sitting in the corner eating buckets of beef jerky.

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