Cart Art: Sweet Color Dreams Are Made of These

When I was a wee video game playing child in the late 1980’s, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) was the end all, be all of my video game world. At the same time, my father took a part time job at a local Video rental store. I personally think he took the job to help feed my video game rental addiction at the time. I rented just about every NES game the store had. One fateful day, a new game came into the store and it has this crazy powder blue cartridge. The publisher, a little company called Color Dreams. Color Dream made a series of NES game that did not carry the Nintendo Seal of Approval, they were unlicensed games. And they stunk. And so did the covers.

Baby Boomer
Baby Boom

Best Rated Light Gun game my butt! I will give this cover one thing, it does kind of sum up the game. You have to defend a baby from various creatures as it traverses a level (very similar to the Nintendo game Gumshoe) by blasting them with your zapper. I wish I was making that up. Why does the bat (ARGHHHH BATS!) have big goofy eyes while the snake and spider are far more serious and deadly looking? You know what, I’m done with this cover. Just looking at this cover brings up the memories of playing this game. At least with the other covers, I never played the games. . . and never will.

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
MC and DH

That is such a great title. Every time you say it, you want to smile. As for the art work, well that makes me smile a lot less. You have the Drunkard Hu in blue (well I assume since he has the liquor bottle), doing some sort of weird leg kick while hold a ying-yang symbol and a jug of moonshine. The jug has that cartoon “XXX” on it to determine it is rotgut. Did they use that in ancient China to signal that the bottle of filled alcohol? Master Chu seems to having a bad day, getting stepped on by some sort of golden, sword wielding, multi-headed Shiva/Budda/Something statue. 10 worlds of adventure, 1 cover of crap.

Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator
Pesterminator

You know what? I like this cover. I feel like I am looking at old timey cartoon that was for children but had a bunch of jokes for adults. I enjoy the man with top and mallet as he apparently berates a bib wearing mouse right before he smashes him over the head. I do wonder why the background is in color but the characters are in black and white but I think that adds to the charm. However, if you are going to use a large red mallet for the first “T” why not use it for the second “T” in Pesterminator? That’s just being lazy.

Operation Secret Storm
Op Se St

If anyone has played this game or is willing to play this game, please let me know. I am curious to know exactly what this game is about, but not curious or masochistic enough to play it. I came up with about 50 jokes for this cover, all of them unfit to print on a family site like The Retroist. Just use you imagination.

Robodemons
Robo demons

This cover is insanely busy. First we have our hero, decked out in some sort of late 1990’s extreme sports, down hill rollerblading outfit. His weapon of choice, a radioactive boomerang. In his other hand is some. . . .kind of. . . hour glass. . . face mask? I could probably do a whole article just about that outfit but I will spare you the pain. Is it me or does the green tentacle monster at our hero’s feet look like Kodos or Kang, the alien characters from The Simpsons? The four marching guys look like silvered out versions of our hero. I guess if you palette swap during the game, why not palette swap the guys on the cover. We have some red dragons up there and some sort of big headed robot guys peeking through the hole in the wall. What a mess, just a terrible, terrible mess. This cover makes me want to dig out my eye balls with my plutonium boomerang and feed them to that green octopus monster. It could use an extra eye or two.

Someone pinch me, because we have come to the end of this Color Dream and need to wake up. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to leave send me an email at OffisaPups@retroist.com or leave a note in the comments section. If their is a theme or cover you would like to see in a future Cart Art, please comment or email away. Now if you excuse me, I need to take a huge swing from my “XXX” jug. It is the only thing at this point that helps me escape from my personal Robodemons from my Color Nightmares

OffisaPups

OffisaPups is a lover of fine retro gaming (video as well as board), classic comic strips and has a noggin filled with decades of television ads and song lyrics. Due to fears of a zombie apocalypse, do not approach OffisaPups while groaning, staggering with out-stretched arms, or requesting brains. Needless to say, OffisaPups has a very understanding and patient wife and a daughter who has no hope of a normal, non-dork upbringing.

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