Halloween: The Witches’ Wedding Day

Flee bachelors flee.
If you would single stay,
Tis Hallowe’en eve
the witches wedding day.

Yeeha, this fair maiden is lookin’ to net or lasso herself a man and she’s recruited her friends the witch and the green goblin to help. The bachelors are headin’ fo’ da hills!

Vintage Halloween Postcard


Don’t look at the dogs, work the lock! You looked at the dogs!

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2 thoughts on “Halloween: The Witches’ Wedding Day

  1. How nightmarish! Look upon the horrified visage of each of those gentlemen…look how that witch is actually pointing at the guy about to be netted.

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