First we carve the pumpkin, then we take our dextrose, then we feast on brains! Brains! Oh those Dione Quintuplets are incorrigible.
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3 thoughts on “Karo Has What You Need to Raise a Flock of Evil Identical Children this Halloween Season”
Hilarious. Yet another for the “What were they thinking?” file.
I’m thinking the good Doctor who signed this note is the one we need to watch out for, friends. I’m sure he was hunched over the little girls ringing his hands over and over as he watched them drinking syrup out of that pitcher on the shelf…next to the Karo can. Brrr.
I know when you have five kids you have to make some due but it’s night time and you are feeding your children Belgium waffles.
Wait, that’s a full Karo moon. . no. . must resist. . .turning into. . .half man. . half dextose monster. . .