Cellophane Keeps Your Babies Fresh All Day

Are you tired of a dirty, unfresh baby? Sure we all are, that is why they invented the modern miracle of Cellophane….

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Garry Vander Voort

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9 thoughts on “Cellophane Keeps Your Babies Fresh All Day

  1. When this appeared in my Inbox this morning, I nearly couldn’t believe my eyes. No wonder baby’s nowadays just don’t seem as “fresh” as they used to be. Silly overprotective parents and their fear of an oxygen deficient child.

  2. vinvectrex says:

    This is amazing! I’ve seen some old offensive advertising – but I can’t recall anything quite this dangerous. Fun!

  3. du8 says:

    Yikes! can you imagine the lawsuit tsunami that would come crashing down on Du Pont if this was made today?

  4. Rick says:

    any way you can post something new quickly? Having them pop up as the first thing you see when you visit the site is sort of like the twins from the shining.

  5. Atari Adventure Square says:

    Funny how those pics at the bottom tell a story in themselves:

    -Mom is blindly unaware of cellophaned baby peril
    -The sun bakes some babies
    -A nurse comes along and takes the baked twins away…
    -To live with the Du Ponts down the street

    (Then again, the nurse looks like mom’s twin sister. Maybe she planned this from the first frame)

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