The Smurfs Teaser Trailer

Not sure how to feel about this movie, but I am 99% certain I will see it no matter what. Still, I am not liking the Marmaduke-like promo style.

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5 thoughts on “The Smurfs Teaser Trailer

  1. Brian Boone says:

    Why must they remove them from their familiar, beloved environs? It’s like Masters of the Universe and Sex and the City 2 all over again.

  2. mporcius says:

    Well, Retroist, you have a year to convince them of the direction they should take. I’d start writing those threatening e-mails now; you can wait a few weeks before you start making the picket signs.

  3. StuntDouble says:

    Mr. Boone has a point. Why do they have to bring all these characters to our world? Just leave them in their original setting and tell a story from there. I bet you $100 there will be Smurfs rapping at some point in that movie. Oh, and a subtle blue balls joke. You just wait and see.

  4. VicSage2005 says:

    Well…considering Neil Patrick Harris is an evil cosmetic manufacturer in the movie that I assume will somehow get Gargamel involved in his schemes…I will agree with StuntDouble’s prediction of some Smurf rapping. I knew my VicSage sense was tingling!

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