Hey Kermit, let me tell you, using a Polaroid picture as a birthday gift for you girlfriend is a bold plan. With her reputation for throwing violent tantrums, I think you lucked out. If the cake had not been a rental she might have turned here attention to you horrible gift and laid into you with her famous karate chop (pork chop?).
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