Cheerios Will Make You as Fast as the “Bullet Train”

Cheerios wants me to believe that after eating Cheerios I can run faster than the “New Tokaido” train? I have spent many days sitting on the couch eating nothing but Cheerios and I can hardly run to the bathroom.

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