The local theater in my town, The Varsity, is showing “A Christmas Story” this weekend and I will be there (maybe 2x). In honor of this happy and momentous occasion I give you a T-shirt that is bound to get smiles from all who behold it, the Fra-Gee-Lay Christmas Story Tee. The shirt has the phrase “Fra-GEE-Lay. Must be Italian” on it along with an image of the infamous fragile item, the Leg Lamp. Be a hit at your local office party or movie screening and pick one up today.