I am speechless. I am without the ability to use speech. So lucky I am writing this down. The Legend of Bigfoot is one the oddest things I have ever seen. I was expecting a faux documentary horror film and what I got was a nature stock footage retrospective. Nothing happens in this movie. The only bright spot is thatthe narrator commits to the role pretty well, but his narration is so much like what I heard in elementary school that I almost dozed off a few times during the film. By the end of this cobbled together mess you will be hoping that bigfoot rips him apart and he doesn’t…because … nothing … happens. Nothing.
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