I always wanted Tang as a kid, but for some reason my family would never buy it. When I got my first “real” job as an adult, I went on a shopping spree at the local supermarket and bought everything I ever wanted as a kid. One of the things I bought that day was a jar of Tang.
I have not bought Tang since then.
Tang is a lot like Soccer. I think I am going to love it, but after 2 minutes I realize I made a terrible mistake.