Whoppers, Really? Ya Gotta Be Kiddin Me

Now this truly is a tale of Halloween horror. I go to my neighborhood store, lookin’ to satisfy my seasonal sugar craving, and what do a find? An “All Time Greats” candy assortment featuring Whoppers! So when did Whoppers join the ranks of the Hershey Bar, the Kit Kat, or that true all-time-great, the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. This is an abomination.

What will next Halloween bring? A “Super Terrific” candy assortment including Dum-Dum lollipops (in Pineapple only), Bit ‘O Honey, Necco Wafers, and a box of raisins.


C’mon, our trick-or-treaters would be happier with loose change, Smarties, or a toothbrush. Whoppers, pa-leeze.



Don’t look at the dogs, work the lock! You looked at the dogs!

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