Ok, it’s more like let’s watch “Sonic Fury.” But here nor there, folks.
On a Sonic Fury-Like Alternate Universe…
Back in 2015, an excited writer named Allison Venezio wrote a piece for a certain retro blog. She talked at length about a game. It wasn’t much of a game – you put the tape in a VCR and connected a “console” (the console’s maker called it a “base unit”) to your VCR. You took aim at targets, and your actions (or inactions) didn’t effect the outcome. It wasn’t much of a game.
That game, however, contained decent visuals. It tried so hard. And the only reason it contained those decent visuals was because those visuals came from an actual feature film.
That game, you ask? Action Max’s Blue Thunder. The writer? This one! It was my first Retroist article, and I am proud that so many articles later (this is my 127th), I’m still with Retroist, cranking out the best of the best in rare weirdness and Chicago music.
It’s an awesome ride, which doesn’t quite describe what you’re about to read and watch…
Highway To the Sonic Fury – er, Danger Zone!
Welcome to the friendly skies of Chroma Key, where your final training exercises are being held. This training is your ticket into Sonic Fury, which is probably Top Gun Lite.
Joining you on your final training exercise is Alabam (“True” Fact: the last “a” was left off so Worlds of Wonder wouldn’t get sued by the state of Alabama), and these two enthusiastic pilots:
Your friendly neighborhood Native American pilot, “Chief,” and that old hot dog…”Trucker.”
I bet he did that for the kids.
You’re nickname for the mission is Ace, this is a nicknames-only mission, and it should be a cut-and-dry final training session…
Yeah, movies never wrap up that fast, why should Worlds of Wonder dare to be different?
Friends, let’s grab our light guns and take to the friendly skies of Chroma Key to complete our training for “Sonic Fury,” aka “Not A Top Gun Ripoff Squadron.”
The best part? I’ll be joining you for the ride!
That’s right, my happy face is confined to the lower corner of the screen, covering up the flashing “target” placement area.
Oh, and apparently I’ve lost my mind.
And whenever you’re ready, click play and join in on the mutual torturing, littered with drones, me giggling, and the feel of a company that really thought they had something big going on here.
PREPARE FOR ACTION!
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I covered one of the other Action Max games on my blog for my Halloween article, if you’re still feeling brave after your training mission for Sonic Fury!
The Halloween I Spent Rescuing Pops Ghostly – Published October 31, 2017 on Allison’s Written Words. Your supposed to save the Ghostly family from evil lurking in their friendly haunted house. I’m still convinced it was those two child “actors” that needed more saving!
I also wrote a two-part piece on my original Allison’s Written Words blog about the system in general. It pretty much covers what every other piece on the Action Max has already said.
Action Max: The Rise and (Quick) Fall of a Video Game System
Part 1 – November 26, 2013 / Part 2 – December 27, 2013 (Don’t ask why it took a month between parts)