Flee bachelors flee.
If you would single stay,
Tis Hallowe’en eve
the witches wedding day.
Yeeha, this fair maiden is lookin’ to net or lasso herself a man and she’s recruited her friends the witch and the green goblin to help. The bachelors are headin’ fo’ da hills!
Ladies, hold tight to your Pilgrim men, but don’t fool yourselves, their shotguns are no match for the specters that lurk on All Hallows Eve. Don’t look behind you lest you see the black cats, bats, and witches that wait to steal your last breath.
May Halloween frolics engage you tonight and your future by witches predicted be bright. A hopeful forecast this Halloween; except for that black cat falling from the broomstick…let’s hope it’s not his ninth life.