ABC Promotes Itself…And America Was Watching!

Television just isn’t the same anymore.

There I said it.

The vast landscape of sitcoms and prime time dramas has given way to reality shows, competitions, and mediocre shows at best. When something amazing does manage to find its way to television, and is worth watching, we wait and hope that networks see in it what we do…and decide not to cancel it undeservingly.

One thing the Big Three networks did away with in the 1990s was their big fall promotional commercials, which ran the length of a traditional commercial block, and promoted all the networks had to offer that season – returning favorites, new shows, it didn’t matter, and it was all featured in the commercial. The promos always involved the stars of the shows singing and dancing. All the networks did it, but ABC seemed to really know how to do it the best.

While ABC had some of the best fall promos during the 1980s and 1990s, my personal favorite was their “America’s Watching ABC” promotional campaign from 1990-1991, which used the music from their 1989-1990 campaign, but with different lyrics. It featured the stars of all of the returning and new (some short-lived) series, singing once again for you, the viewers. ABC may not have been in first place at the time, but they certainly gave us a performance worthy of first place.

This is the most incredible two minutes and twenty-three seconds, a nice slice of the past that reminds me of a time when the actors seemed to actually enjoy what they did, and not because it was in their contract to do so. Ok, maybe they were told to be in the commercial, but I’m sure they could have opted out.

I mean come on, we have:

Those kids from The Wonder Years! Kyle McLachlan, back for a second season of Twin Peaks! BobSaget! Cousin Larry and Balki! Roseanne Barr (or Arnold, whatever she was at the time) and a bunch of little girls dressed like her! Tony, Angela, and Mona! COACH! Neil Patrick Harris, proving that he’s an adept singer!

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And…this show (who are these guys?)

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And who the heck is this?!

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URKEL?! Corky! The Seavers!!!

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Neil Patrick Harris delights us with this solo effort…

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It’s those Wonder Years kids again!

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Father Dowling and Sister Steve!

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Oh sorry, that was my head. It just exploded. Don’t mind me. (And I guess he sang, but I’m not sure).

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And we know the guys from Monday Night Football…didn’t sing. Seriously, I love how they talked their way through the lyrics. But that’s fine, this is so much fun, we don’t care!

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PREACH IT, Timothy Busfield!

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Yes you are family too, Doogie and Vinny!

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Oh hai again, Seaver family!

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Beetlejuice?! You’re here too?!

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All together now…

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We know you’ll like the view! Well, if it was MACGYVER (!) singing this part, yes I would, but this commercial is fun, so I don’t care!

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Sing it, Winslow Family!

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Who are you?!

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Sing it, Doogie and Vinny!

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I’m wiping away a tear of nostalgia right now. Charlie Gibson and Joan Lunden. Watch us now? Oh I did, I grew up with you guys!

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A- Feel the beat yeah! Oh I’m feelin’ it, Mac, the Seaver family, and…those guys! SING IT!

B- Move your feet yeah! Doogie shows us X-Rayed feet. The Monday Night Football guys…don’t have to sing. And…who is this guy?! YEAH!

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C- Sing it loud now! Yes, Alyssa Milano, you do that!

Join the crowd now! That’s right, join Roseanne and the little ones for some dancing! From the heartland, from Doogie, to Larry and Balki…America is watching Mr. C…as a priest!
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And these guys…who are they?!

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But you all know we watched THESE guys!

The commercial then goes into a segment of new shows like…

Baby Talk! COP ROCK?! Gabriel’s Fire! Going Places! Married People! America’s Funniest…Part II. All CANCELED that season…except for America’s Funniest Home Videos. Real people doing really stupid things for real, in attempt to win real money, is still with us.


Actually, Gabriel’s Fire was revamped into a different show, Pros and Cons, for its second season. But still, NOT the same show!

And then we go into the actors singing the song ONE MORE TIME!

A, Feel the beat YEAH! B, move your feet YEAH! C, sing it loud NOW! Join the crowd NOW! From the heartland, from sea to shining sea…America is watching ABC! We are treated to all of our actors hamming it up one last time, as the logo comes into view.

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And we’re mesmerized.

Number two network at the time, my bad ankle. This is a prime example of what the number one network should be capable of!

Watch it now!

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Cheesy yes, but gloriously (and epicly) cheesy. Is epicly even a word? I have no clue! I don’t care.

America was watching, second to NBC. But they’ll always be number one with promo commercials.

Allison makes it a point to geek out about nostalgia (and everything else) in her internet home, Allison’s Written Words. She’d love you to visit her there and geek out with her.

She confesses to singing along with the actors.


Gremlins? In A New Snickers TV Commerical?!

Gremlins - Snickers
Speaking as a past movie theater employee, working my way up from concession stand to ticket taker to a projectionist, a position I held for over ten years…devouring Snickers bars were a way of life. You didn’t really have time to eat lunch due to the constant checking up on the film and equipment, so I would generally eat about three of those delicious bars a day. I still love them!

However, why didn’t they use Gremlins as a spokesman…er, spokescreature to try and sell more of them?

[Via] Wanda Productions

1967 Jim Henson “Bufferin” TV Commercial

Image Courtesy of Jim's Redbook and Henson.Com

Image Courtesy of Jim’s Redbook and Henson.Com

Stumbled across this 1967 TV ad for Bufferin yesterday. It was filmed by Jim Henson and you’ll certainly notice the voice over work for the lead actor is handled by Jim himself. The music by the way was composed and performed by none other than Raymond Scott! The photo you see up top is a behind the scenes shot from when Jim and Raymond were working on the ad.

A huge thanks to Jim’s Redbook for sharing this on YouTube.

Imagic’s Atlantis TV Commercial (1982)

Image courtesy of AtariAge.Com

Image courtesy of AtariAge.Com

Atlantis for the Atari 2600 was certainly one of my favorite titles back in my youth, it might have to do with the “Missile Command” style of play as has been described in the How To Beat Video Games: Atlantis video that the Retroist posted last August. But to be honest I think it was the storyline that hooked me the most. I could easily imagine myself while playing as the last commander struggling to buy time for the citizens of Atlantis to escape the destruction by the evil Gorgon Armada!

Of course this classic 1982 TV ad might have helped in that role-playing.

[Via] Dig That Box Retro

Also of note as was mentioned by the esteemed Atari Adventure Square in the How to Beat Video Games post: “Always loved that you don’t die at the end of Atlantis, you escape into another video game.” The folks at Imagic had a sequel in mind, what would go on to become Cosmic Ark, they even hint at it in the Atlantis manual!

“Atlantis, its last installation devastated, explodes in a fury of fire and radiation.
But wait! A satellite streaks into space!
Where is it bound?
Has someone survived the Gorgon onslaught?
Can the Cosmic Ark repopulate the ocean metropolis?”

Super Girls Compilation LP

Yeah, we all remember Freedom Rock. But how many of us remember Super Girls?

This is the first TV-advertised compilation record I was ever aware of. It was also the first TV-advertised compilation record I ever physically saw. Somebody in the apartment complex we were living in at the time had this record. They played “Leader of the Pack” off it incessantly. I still think of this record today anytime I hear that song.

Being as young as I was, I didn’t understand the whole compilation thing. I didn’t realize that this was a collection of songs from different female artists and different era. I thought they were all contemporary songs performed by the girls on the cover. I thought those girls were the Super Girls and the songs were theirs. I also remember having a crush on one of the Super Girls and staring at her picture on the cover for hours, though I can’t remember now which one it was nor what it was that made her so attractive to me back then. I also thought they were holding lollipops on the cover, but maybe I confused that with The Chordettes “Lollipop” sampled on the commercial.

K-Tel masterpiece it’s not, but Super Girls still has a place in my childhood. A weird, misunderstood, and not completely welcome place, but a place nonetheless.