They were pretty much just chocolate-and-vanilla Oreos with smiles cut into the cookie pieces, but the ads led me to believe they would make me laugh maniacally and uncontrollably at the sight of another happy human being. Lo, they did not anticipate such a black-hearted child such as I. But the cookies made me feel better.
Which of these maze entrances will get you to the creamy center of the Oreo? The other two will result in certain uncreamy death.
I would love to have this Tumbler. I found a bunch of Oreo milkshake tumblers on eBay, but never this one.
Do you have what it takes to get your Oreo to the giant cosmic milk? Better people have tried and failed. Will you do better? Print this out, head to the store and buy some Oreos and Milk, for a 1980s flashback Friday lunch.