Saturday Frights – The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy

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Holy cats creeps, you all should roll on up and get a choice seat in front of the ol’ silver screen, because believe you me your ol’ pal The Ouija Board Kid has got such a treat for you tonight that you’ll be singing the praises of Daniel XIII for years to come! The cinematic gold I’ve selected for you has absolutely everything you could ask for in a movie; there’s a robot, there’s a mummy, and…and…well that’s about it really, I mean there’s an evil scientist and some treasure, but yeah, that’s about all there is… but at least it delivers on the promise of its title; The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy…even though the Aztecs cremated their dead…

Because "The Glorified Cardboard Box vs. The Historically Inaccurate Monster" doesn't have the same ring to it...

Because “The Glorified Cardboard Box vs. The Historically Inaccurate Monster” doesn’t have the same ring to it…

So sit back, grab a refreshing haggis pocket from Doug McCoy at the concession stand and get ready to battle sleep…uh I mean be electrified by tonight’s triple A feature…ugh, at least it’s really short…