Atari 2600 Wireless Joysticks

Back in 1982, these wireless joysticks for the Atari 2600 were all the rage. Kind of.

Photo from Flickr

Photo from Flickr

These early generation wireless joysticks were a far cry from the wireless pads we’ve come to enjoy (and expect) today. For starters, each joystick contained a 9-volt battery, an on/off switch, and a non-retractable 6″ antenna poking out the front of each one. I guess after the batteries died, you could still sword fight with them.

Also, in case you didn’t notice, the base of these joysticks are 2-3 times thicker than a standard Atari 2600 joystick. I was nine-years-old in 1982 and I distinctly remember that my hands couldn’t wrap all the way around the base of the stick.

Then there’s that giant receiver, which required power. This was accomplished by plugging the Atari 2600 power supply into the back of the receiver, and then running an additional cable from the receiver to the Atari 2600. I could complain more about this but at least it didn’t also run on 9-volt batteries.

In 1982 we purchased our first big screen TV, a 60″ rear-projection Mitsubishi television. One weekend our family went to go see the movie Firefox, which consisted of jet airplanes zipping around the skies, and came home to find a copy of River Raid and a pair of these wireless joysticks waiting for us. I remember scooting our recliner right in front of that big TV and playing River Raid with those wireless joysticks. At least in my imagination, it was just like being in Firefox.

SNES Championship Joystick Ad

I had seen a joystick very similar to this one under the name “Arcadian”. I am pretty sure they are the same. When I was a kid my friends and I really wanted to approximate the arcade experience at home so we dreamed of josticks like the “Championship”. Yet none of us ever got one because they were always more expensive then the system itself. That made is difficult to convince the parental units. Still it was nice to dream.

championship joystick ad

Theme Song from “Joysticks” is Pure 1980s Magic

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Want to hear one of the most wonderfully awesome Movie songs of the 1980s? Am I talking about the theme from Top Gun? Eye of the Tiger? Heck no, its the theme song to the rightfully underrated movie, Joysticks. Words cannot express how much I love this move and this songs is perfect distillation of its essence. Its like eating the sweetest of royal jelly ripped from the largest most neon beehive you could lay your hand on back in 1983. For more info on Joysticks check out the IMDB.

TOTALLY AWESOME VIDEO GAME!!!

Update:Brian found the link to a band that covers this tune. Its awesome! Check out the LSDudes.