The Robot Birthday

I love retro robots and I love old books, so when I ran across this one at a local thrift store I picked it up.

I haven’t read it yet but I’ve got to think it’s depressing.

“You were created from parts we dug out of the trash. Your processor was outdated before the day we turned you on, rain will cause you to rust, and you have no soul.”

“Happy birthday, Robot!”