Horror Cereal Box Covers By Jorge Baeza

Do undead serial killers like Freddy Krueger like Horror Cereal for breakfast? I cannot say whether that is true or not. I don’t really know the Springwood Slasher all that well. However I can indeed say that artist Jorge Baeza’s Horror Cereal art is impressive.

A Nightmare on Elm Street’s supernatural icon isn’t the only subject of Baeza’s talents. We also have a very limited edition cereal straight from Kingston Falls. Killogg’s Yum-Yum Flakes!

As you can plainly see as advertised this particular cereal makes a ‘wonderful midnight treat’! Although I might caution you check your kitchen for unexpected visitors before you pour yourself a bowl.

That is not all though. Jorge I assume has been reading up on the Handbook for the Recently Deceased. Because it sure looks like he has been able to land a contract with the leading freelance bio-exorcist. I am talking about that ghost with the most – Beetlejuice!

Now I do not know how Jorge was able to talk Beetlejuice into signing away his likeness for Yucky Worms. I have heard he is an incredibly shrewd negotiator. I believe it was Juno herself that said one should never call upon Beet-

Are you really that stupid, Vic? We appreciate you letting us know about these Horror Cereal box covers but you almost said his name for a third time!

What? I was just going to say that it isn’t recommended that you actually call upon Beetlejuice.

Oh. Sorry, that was what you were warning me about. Boy, is my face red. At the very least you can hop on over to Jorge Baeza’s spot on Facebook. Take some time and check out the rest of his fantastic art. You might also remember a couple of months back when Jorge was kind enough to share his artwork for Stranger Things!

Illustration courtesy of Jorge Baeza.

Illustration courtesy of Jorge Baeza.

Saturday Frights: Rock n’ Roll Nightmare on Elm Street


Now readin’ that little title up there, you folks are thinking one of two things; 1. Jon Mikl Thor and Robert Englund sang a duet together, or 2. the ol’ Ouija Board Kid is going to be blastin’ yer ear holes with all of the top jamzzz from the various Freddy flicks. Well, the reality lies somewhere in the middle…

I mean, The Nightmare series has produced classick tunes like this perennial favorite:

And this silly @$$ nonsense:

But no series is immune to the law of diminishing returns, so when Dokken was too costly we got:

and instead of the ol’ Fat Boys:

But while the films were at least trying to create a decent soundtrack someone else was just trying to finance that beach front property in Malibu…


I’m not going to beat around the bush; this thing was the biggest piece of fart ever produced. Don’t believe me? Take a listen to this:

Way to phone it in Bobby.

Hey remember all those times you wished for a really poor cover of an obscure 60’s song jam packed with the snorts and chortles of a reality bending dream demon? Well, allow ol’ Daniel XIII to play the role of Wishmaster:

Believe me, Freddy “did” everyone that got suckered into buying this. Anyway, that’s enough for one night. I’ll just leave you with something to think about; someone thought it would be cool to not only create a children’s album featuring a character whose only goal in life (and death) was killing children, but they threw a little ditty on there all about where he committed those crimes :

Mortal Kombat: Freddy Krueger DLC Announcement

Yesterday in the comments on Joshua Caleb’s excellent post on Retro Remakes, our own Retroist made mention of a bit of news some of you might have missed. It is true that Frederick Charles Krueger will indeed be available for download on August 9th as a DLC fighter in the new Mortal Kombat game.

Now that the doors have been opened with Freddy Krueger how long will we have to wait until Jason Voorhees or possibly the greatest protector against demons that mankind has ever known, Ashley J. Williams, can be made available as DLC fighters as well? Probably quite some time as Freddy is owned by Warner Bros. the same company that owns the rights to Mortal Kombat and Jason and Ash are not. It would be great though to have all three characters to choose from!

Thanks to IGN for posting the video over on YouTube and Joystiq for the pic up top!