I actually had hiding under the house fantasies when I was a kid. That all ended when I climbed under the house at my friends house and came up covered in Daddy Long Leg spiders and millipedes. I consider the Newtons that I left behind, an offering to their dark insect god.
Cool a maze ad. I love these things. Let me get my pencil and just….wait a minute…..this isn’t a maze at all! I am not sure why the Newton people would make a maze style advertisement without a real maze in it, but I hope someone got fired over this. I am sorry little Newton Pirate you will never make it past Newton Mountain or the Apple Newtons Tree. Your Newton Treasure chest shall forever be out of your reach.
Unless…could it be? I can go through the these objects? How very un-mazelike.