The Retroist Klassic Komedy Players present “Chicken Tonight”

(Man in the 1980s calls wife via telephone.)

Man: I feel like Chicken Tonight.

Woman: Great, how should I prepare it? Fried, broiled…?

Man: Chicken Tonight.

Woman: Yes, I know. But how should I make the chicken tonight?

Man: Just cook it.

Woman: Cook it how?

Man: With Chicken Tonight.

Woman: So you want it as a side dish?

Man: No, Chicken Tonight.

Woman: I know, I know. But how do you want the chicken?

Man: Chicken Tonight!

Woman: MAKE IT YOURSELF! (Slams down telephone)