This guy teaches us two very important lessons. First, if you do not like the taste of something, smother it in cheese. Not just any cheese a mouth burning piping hot jar of the Kraft Cheese product, Cheez Whiz. Second, even if everyone else in your life leaves you, Cheez Whiz never will.
(I am surprised the family did not try dipping him in Cheez Whiz to try and make him more palatable.)