Pixel Bead Joust Arcade Cabinet

I do not have much in the way of visual artistic talent, but I have always enjoyed working with brick toys. So I have been considering trying to make some video game pixel art from Pixel Beads. Because of this, I have been browsing all the amazing creations out there, while doing so I found this super cool Pixel Bead Joust Arcade Cabinet built by SunQueen1.


This pretty much blew all my simple ideas out of the water, but it opened me up to the larger pixel bead world. Plus with its step by step photos, I might actually be able to approximate something like it. Wish me luck!

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Jurassic World Teaser Poster!

Image courtesy of Ain't It Cool News.

Image courtesy of Ain’t It Cool News.

This teaser poster that was debuted over at Ain’t It Cool News makes me all manner of happy, the destroyed Jurassic Park Range Rover becoming a nest for the Raptor, great evidence that Ian Malcom was quite right with his comment that ” life, uh… finds a way.” I also like what little we can see of the construction on the new park, is that a man-made mountain or some type of building? Of course the color scheme for that part of the poster for reminds me of early Disney posters for Tomorrow Land, the Skyway in particular.

Skyway - Tomorrowland

I was wondering about that makeshift nest for the Raptor…maybe it’s the same Rover that the T-Rex pushed over the edge of the wall in the first Jurassic Park film? On the post over at Ain’t It Cool it was mentioned “JURASSIC WORLD director Colin Trevorrow has Tweeted the San Diego Comic Con exclusive poster for his upcoming film, saying it’ll be “available at SDCC to a resourceful few.””

Who knows what that comment might mean…perhaps Comic-Con attendees should keep an eye out for vehicles or people who are dressed as Jurassic Park employees?

While we wait for any announcements this week about the upcoming film, why not take a moment and check out this awesome behind the scenes footage from the Stan Winston School of Character Art YouTube page.

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The Dark Knight Returns – The Greatest Batman Story Ever Told?


2014 marks the 75th Anniversary of Batman. This is the second of a series of essays celebrating the Dark Knight.

It was 1986. I was on vacation with my family on Martha’s Vineyard. I remember going into a local convenience store, probably with my dad, when I saw it staring back at me from the magazine rack. It was a comic book, at least it looked like a comic book. It was built more like an actual book, though, with a squared spine.


On the cover was an enormous and very pissed off-looking Batman who looked like he’d been through hell and was about to make somebody pay for it. I don’t remember opening the book—that would come in the future—I just remember that cover and being completely unnerved by it. That wasn’t the Batman I knew.

That was my introduction to Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns. I didn’t really get into comic books until the next year, and I can’t remember when I finally did read Miller’s modern classic, but I did eventually buy it and it was awesome. I recall my usual comic book shop was participating in the mall’s “sidewalk sale,” where all the stores set up tables outside their entrances.

My original Dark Knight Returns book

My original Dark Knight Returns book

There on a table, in a cellophane bag, was a slightly dinged up copy of the collected Dark Knight Returns. That cover, with Batman silhouetted against a lone lightning bolt, was stunning. I think I bought the book for about twelve bucks. I had heard about the story and how ground-breaking it had been, but nothing could have prepared me for when I opened the book. The Dark Knight Returns was like nothing I’d ever seen before. This was a very adult Batman—completely different from the sixties live-action show and the various cartoons. Forget him not being my father’s Batman, The Dark Knight wasn’t even my Batman, but he would become him.

A legend reborn

A legend reborn

For those unfamiliar with the story, Miller’s tale takes place firmly in the 1980s—Reagan is still President and there are several pop culture cameos. Batman has been retired for ten years and in the void left by his absence, Gotham City is being consumed by crime and a new gang called the Mutants. However, Bruce Wayne still feels the pull of his alter ego and finally snaps, donning the cape and cowl again. He tangles with Two-Face, mentors a new female Robin in Carrie Kelley, has a final confrontation with The Joker, and collides with Superman in the explosive finale. It’s a hell of a story, but is it the greatest Batman story ever told?


The answer, at least as far as comics are concerned, is yes. Not only was Miller’s story a dynamic reinterpretation of Batman for a single story, The Dark Knight Returns redefined Batman going forward. He became a much grittier and darker character, an interpretation that has stuck to this day. Without The Dark Knight Returns, today’s Batman would probably look much different. Many have tried to recreate Miller’s masterpiece in their own way—including Miller himself. Some have come close, but The Dark Knight Returns is on a level by itself. The story is suitably epic, but never gets unwieldy. Everything makes sense as the tale goes along and I always find new things to love about it every time I re-read it. Some of the elements are wonderfully bizarre—a precursor to Miller’s full-on noir work in Sin City—but they jell so well with the world Miller creates, they don’t seem all that weird as you read the book. Miller’s use of the television talking heads is a fantastic exposition delivery device, but it also helps give the reader a broader feel for the world Batman inhabits. Gotham is worse than ever and giving all these different perspectives shows that.

The other key perspective you get is Batman’s as his internal monologue powers much of the story, showing the reader how he thinks and takes apart problems. Monologues are also given to Jim Gordon, Robin, Joker, and Superman, but Batman’s is the most prevalent, as it should be. It wasn’t the first time a Batman story was told like this, but Miller’s Batman has such a distinctive voice, it’s probably one of the most enjoyable examples.


Miller’s artwork on the book is a story of contrasts. It’s elegant and ugly, sharp and muddy. As was the case on the cover I’d seen on Martha’s Vineyard—which turned out to be issue #2 of the four-issue series—Miller’s Batman was massive. Gone was the lean, athletic Batman of the 70’s popularized by Neal Adams and Dick Giordano. In his place was a Batman who could be more accurately described as a slab of beef. He was a bruiser who was more about brute force than gracefully disabling an enemy.


Even the Batmobile reflected this new look as it was more a tank than a car, with armament to match—“Rubber bullets, honest.” Inker Klaus Janson is probably responsible for keeping Miller’s art as clear as possible, but this is just based on Miller’s art on post-Dark Knight projects. Lynn Varley also did a great job on the colors for the book. They are dynamic when they need to be and subtle when a certain mood needs to be created.

Just awful.

Just awful.

Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns was the ultimate final adventure for Batman. That’s what made his 2001-2002 sequel, The Dark Knight Strikes Again, so ill-advised. It was one of those instances of a story everyone wanted, but no one needed. It was all kinds of awful from the art to the downright character assassination of Dick Grayson, and actually managed to tarnish the original book.

Better art, wackier Batman

Better art, wackier Batman

Then, Miller teamed with artist Jim Lee for All-Star Batman and Robin. The All-Star line of books was DC Comics’ answer to Marvel’s Ultimate imprint—out of continuity stories that allowed new readers to jump onboard with classic characters without being bogged down by decades of previous stories. Miller used the opportunity to weave a prequel to The Dark Knight Returns. Lee’s artwork was gorgeous, but Miller’s latest take on Batman was completely unrecognizable to readers. He appeared to be a completely unhinged character as he took an orphaned Dick Grayson under his wing. This Batman barely even resembled the Batman that appeared in The Dark Knight Returns. So, The Dark Knight is a classic that stands on its own. Miller’s Year One story is just as fantastic, but that’s more of a Jim Gordon story than a Batman one.

The best evidence of The Dark Knight Returns’ greatness is in its lasting legacy. Yes, along with Alan Moore’s Watchmen, it ushered in the “grim ‘n’ gritty trend in comics, which in truth, wasn’t all bad, depending on the characters, but it also left an indelible mark on Batman as an institution. Tim Burton’s Batman films were more gothic than The Dark Knight Returns, but the dark tone was still there.


Christopher Nolan doesn’t call the best film in his trilogy The Dark Knightwithout Miller’s book and he also borrowed other elements from both Year One and The Dark Knight Returns. The tumbler was clearly inspired by Miller’s Batmobile and the whole “Batman retiring” set up from The Dark Knight Rises is straight from The Dark Knight Returns as well, some would argue to that film’s detriment. The Dark Knight Returns’ Batman even forced his way into the Batman: The Animated Series episode “Legends of the Dark Knight,” which was inspired by the classic comic story, “The Batman Nobody Knows,” from Batman #250. Beyond that, all writers strove for a darker Batman. Only fairly recently, with the work of writer Grant Morrison, have the Batman comics embraced some of the silliness of his 50’s and 60’s incarnations.


However, word is that Zack Snyder’s Batman in the 2016 film Dawn of Justice—I will not type the whole, stupid, title—will fully embrace Miller’s Dark Knight Returns incarnation.


Also, if reading’s not your thing, you can see The Dark Knight Returns in full-color motion by checking out the fantastic animated adaptation from Warner Brothers Animation. Though it excludes Batman’s ever-present monologue from the book, it’s a faithful and satisfying interpretation of the story, perfectly blending the Bruce Timm DC animation style with Frank Miller’s. The legacy lives on.


The book demonstrates how even at his advanced age, the murder of Bruce Wayne’s parents still not only resonates, but dominates his life. There are several scenes and moments in The Dark Knight Returns that are now iconic and although it was later classified as an Elseworlds title, it always feels like the dark future is just around the corner, like in the X-Men’s Days of Future Past. Who can ever forget Bruno or Superman as a government stooge—I’m not sure, but it’s possible Miller coined the phrase “Big Blue Boy Scout” to describe the Man of Steel. If not, he was certainly one of the first to call him that. The character of the Mutant Leader remains today—his influence is clear in the much smarter, but no less deadly, Bane.


Echoes of this story continue to surge through Batman’s existence. It helped pave the way for other “greatest” Batman stories to be told. I would argue that the greatest Batman on film is Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight, but if you open it up to animation as well, you have to consider Mask of the Phantasm. Regular readers already know how I feel about Batman: The Animated Series. Stemming from that stalwart pillar of Batman’s legacy comes a very close competitor for the title of Greatest Batman Story Ever Told status. However, the story I speak of can’t be found in a comic book, or a film, or even on TV.


No, it is found in a video game: Paul Dini’s fantastic story that powers Arkham City. It’s a similarly epic tale to The Dark Knight Returns that provides a compelling mystery as well as logical reasons for the participation of Batman’s full rogues’ gallery, or at least the majority of them.

However, all these stories I mentioned don’t exist without The Dark Knight Returns. It stands the tallest of all Batman stories and sets the benchmark for all others to shoot for. It is, quite simply, The Greatest Batman Story Ever Told.


If you want to know more about Batman as well as The Dark Knight Returns, check out Kevin Smith’s fantastic podcast, Fat Man on Batman. Also, check out Episode 32 of The Hodgepodge Podcast, which was devoted to Batman’s 75th Anniversary.

Doug Simpson is an author and blogger. As one half of The Hodgepodge Podcast, he talks movies, music, TV, and pop culture with his partner, Dirty A. He also writes a ton of movie reviews, which can be found at Doug’s Reviews and The Hodgepodge Podcast. His first Young Adult novel, Great Big World: The Trouble with Dr. Beamo, will be available in Summer 2014. Please follow him on Twitter

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Boba Fett and his Luck Dragon

Called “A Boy and his Dog” by its artist, Hillary White, this might be the first mash-up of The NeverEnding Story and Star Wars I have seen (hopefully more will follow). It put a huge smile on my face when I found it and it begs some questions, what sort of team-up is going on here? Has Fett come to collect a bounty on Fantastica? Is Falkor his partner? Does Fett ever get to ride Falkor?

So many wonderful questions!


[via] Hillary White

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The Raleigh Chopper II was a British Original

Raleigh Chopper

This wonderful advert for the 1972 Raleigh Chopper Mk. 2 is really hammering home the “British Originality” theme. Essentially, Raleigh are saying that following on from British innovations such as ships, aircraft and hovercraft, they are bringing the next evolution on bike design with the new Chopper. Of course they are!

Thankfully, the bike was cool enough for them to pull off the concept and how could they fail when you could order the Chopper II in Fizzy Lemon, Infra Red and Ultra Violet colours?!

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Large 8-bit Legend of Zelda Link Rug

Looking for a piece to really tie your video game themed room together? Might I suggest this large crocheted 8-bit styled Legend of Zelda Link rug? Measuring nearly 3 feed wide, this rug would look great on the wall or the floor and is made from 178 machine washable single crochet squares. These are all hand-made, so if you want one make sure you act fast.

If Link is not your favorite character, contact the seller and they will make you what you want for about .20 per square.


[via] Etsy

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This House Possessed (1981)


Summer is a great time for Horror movie watching. So might I suggest you take a look at this underrated made for TV horror gem from 1981, “This House Possessed.” Starring Lisa Eilbacher and Parker Stevenson the film is about a murderous home and the mystery surroundings it love for Lisa Eilbacher’s character Sheila/Margaret.

I remember watching this film back in the 1980s and it freaking me out, but now I have to say a lot of it only makes me smile now.

So if you are looking for some light horror this weekend, why not give This House Possessed a chance.

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