Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park

1991’s Dinosaurs Meets Jurassic Park!

Until today I would have scoffed at the idea you could make 1993’s Jurassic Park even better. That is before I saw Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park that is. It was actually Jordan Lummis on Facebook who pointed out this awesome fan art. Created and posted on Twitter as well by the talented Jen Lewis.

The artist has taken key moments from the 1993 film and…made them better. Or at the very least more humorous. For example the terrifying revelation that Lex is face to eye with the deadly Tyrannosaurus Rex. Becomes an equally shocking moment when the young woman meets Charlene Sinclair!
Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park

In addition when Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park. That deadly encounter between Nedry and the Dilophosaurs has been altered. Although I would certainly say Nedry’s meeting Ethyl is possibly just as fatal for the computer programmer.
Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park

However I would add it would be because Ethyl sneezed or cleared her throat. Not of course feasting on Dennis Nedry. Heck I doubt that her false teeth could manage to choke down all of that meal, right?

Having said that, when Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park, the fate of Gennaro will be different. I mean do you really think that Earl Sinclair is going to do much more than say hello to the frightened lawyer?
Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park

While I do of course love that meeting between Hammond and Baby Sinclair. Hands down my favorite image that Lewis has created is the one where Grant meets B.P. Richfield. Indeed this is the piece of art that made me cackle out loud the hardest!
Dinosaurs meets Jurassic Park

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Remember The E.T. Coors Poster…Wait, What?!

While it has apparently been known for a little while. Until the other day I never knew this E.T. Coors poster ever existed. At first I will admit I didn’t believe it was real. Doing a little bit of research online collaborated that this was in fact not a bit of clever fan art.
E.T. Coors Poster

In particular it was coming across an article from Shawn Robare’s always awesome Branded in the 80s that convinced me. Still I think it’s rather odd. Steven Spielberg’s classic 1982 film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial in turn led to this E.T. Coors poster being created?!

But after all I think you’ll remember that Coors appeared pretty prominently in the 1982 movie. At least in the case of a rather humorous scene involving the link between Elliot and of course E.T. – who is left to entertain himself, while the young boy is at school.
E.T. Coors Poster

While I can’t speak for you – obviously. However when I first saw the movie I can tell you the audience was roaring with laughter as E.T. became inebriated. My Father included. Furthermore I can remember having a difficult time hearing anything in this beer guzzling scene because of that laughter.

[Via] Movieclips

I think that while nowadays we might be taken aback by the idea of this E.T. Coors poster. I mean can you imagine how it would be accepted if a PG family film coming out today had a tie-in poster with an alcoholic brand?

Granted having said that, when you get down to it – Coors was actually doing a good thing. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial naturally had a cultural impact at the time of its release. Moreover by playing on one of E.T.’s more popular lines from the films it possibly saved lives as well.

Having talked a bit about the E.T. Coors poster. Why not enjoy this 1990 pre-show for Universal Studios E.T. Adventure?

[Via] Lucas Vieira

Muppet Baby Dolls

Production Quality Muppet Baby Dolls

In 1984, I saw the Muppets Take Manhattan in theaters. The film included a fantasy sequence in which Miss Piggy imagined what growing up with Kermit would have been like. While Piggy sang, baby versions of Rowlf, Fozzie, Scooter, and Gonzo acted as backup singers. For a young Muppet fan, this was mind-blowing. It was all new and I wanted more. Unsurprisingly, I was not alone. This live-action sequence was so popular that The Jim Henson Company turned the idea into a half-hour cartoon program, aptly called Muppet Babies.

While leaving the theater, I noticed they were selling Muppets Take Manhattan programs and begged my sister to buy me one. Much to my surprise she did! In the program was a recreation of the Muppet Babies scene from the film. The photograph was beautiful and it used what I assumed were the muppets from the film.

I have been looking all around my house for the program. Unfortunately it appears to be buried deep in some box. When I stumble upon it, I will share the photo. In the meantime I have something much better to share.

While visiting the Museum of Pop Culture here in Seattle, I decided to try their new Jim Henson exhibit. It is filled with all sorts of Muppet treasures. Two of those treasures are the production quality Muppet Baby Dolls that were used in the photo-shoot for that program. They were in amazing shape. It almost looked like they had never been touched.

While the exhibit has a lot of great items, these two really stuck with me. Only because I would have never expected to see these Muppet Baby Dolls that I stared at in a movie program from 1984 actually show up in front of me. Heck, I didn’t even realize they were dolls at the time. And doll or puppet, I would have expected they were lost to time, but no, here they were in amazing condition.

Gallery of Production Quality Muppet Baby Dolls


See the non-animated Muppet Babies in Action

Paul Naschy Collection

Scream Factory: The Paul Naschy Collection!

Our friends at Scream Factory are on a roll this week. First it was The Lawnmower Man and now they’ve unleashed the Paul Naschy Collection on Blu-Ray! Much like the bang up job they did with their Vincent Price Collections. The Paul Naschy Collection will make fright film fans certainly sit up and take notice!
Paul Naschy

Paul Naschy in fact has been called the Spanish Lon Chaney. In addition I think that is rather fitting as one of his favorite films from his youth was 1943’s Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. A film of course that featured Lon Chaney Jr. in the titular role of the Wolf Man!

[Via] Movieclips Trailer Vault

I bring that up because not only did Paul Naschy also portray a victim of Lycanthropy in 12 different films. But Naschy also was also able to make the acquaintance of the legendary Boris Karloff as well. Naturally Karloff wasn’t in the 1943 film but he obviously helped to make the Frankenstein Monster a cultural icon. The meeting between the two was thanks to the classic TV show I Spy, which was in Spain shooting on location. Paul has mentioned that it was an incredible thrill to meet the actor.
Paul Naschy - Boris Karloff

However the icon was apparently suffering from poor health and rather depressed. Furthermore this would lead to an 2010 documentary about Naschy entitled The Man Who Saw Frankenstein Cry. A posthumous documentary where many filmmakers share their respect such as Joe Dante, John Landis, Mick Garris, and Javier Botet to name a few.

I think you can see why Scream Factory’s The Paul Naschy Collection is so important. They have chosen 5 films from his long career of over 121 roles, playing characters from Jack the Ripper to The Mummy! A sampling of some of his best work and of course as always they have added worthwhile extras.


VENGEANCE OF THE ZOMBIES

  • Complete Uncut Version
  • In Castilian with English Subtitles and English Dub
  • Theatrical Trailers (Spanish and English)
  • Spanish Credit Sequence
  • Alternate Clothed Sequences
  • Still Gallery


HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB

  • Complete Uncut Version
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Rod Barnett and Troy Guinn of the podcast, NaschyCast
  • In Castilian with English Subtitles and English Dub
  • Theatrical Trailers (Spanish and English)
  • Alternate Clothed Sequences
  • Still Gallery


BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL

  • Complete Uncut Version
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Rod Barnett and Troy Guinn of the podcast, NaschyCast
  • In Castilian with English Subtitles and English Dub
  • Theatrical Trailers (Spanish and English)
  • Spanish Credit Sequence
  • Still Gallery


NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF

  • Complete Uncut Version
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Rod Barnett and Troy Guinn of the podcast, NaschyCast
  • In Castilian with English Subtitles and English Dub
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Theatrical Trailers (Spanish and English)
  • Spanish Credit Sequence
  • Still Gallery


HUMAN BEASTS

  • Complete Uncut Version
  • In Castilian with English Subtitles and English Dub
  • Spanish Theatrical Trailer
  • Still Gallery

The Paul Naschy Collection offers all of these movies in high definition 1080p. You can head out to your better blu-ray dealer today and pick up a copy for your collection. Of course you can also jump on over to Scream Factory and order from them as well.

Lawnmower Man - Scream Factory

Scream Factory: The Lawnmower Man Collector’s Edition

The Lawnmower Man had an interesting cinematic journey. When it was first being advertised back in 1992 it in fact had Stephen King’s name attached to the film. Based on his short story from 1975. Problems arose however when King began to realize the movie had very little to do with his version of The Lawnmower Man.
Lawnmower Man - 1992 Poster

King’s The Lawnmower Man was first published in the May 1975 issue of Cavalier. Although I first read it in a copy of his 1978 Night Shift, a collection of his short stories. The King tales concerns a man who had a rather bad incident while mowing his lawn the previous Summer. Moreover this incident involved a neighbor’s dog chasing another neighbor’s cat under his lawnmower!

I think you can see why the protagonist might feel like letting the yard grow. Finally of course he needs to hire a service and that is when the true terror begins. A large and overweight man comes to mow the lawn and he has a peculiar way of taking care of the grass to say the least. In fact the story was adapted into the Marvel Comics magazine title Bizarre Adventures #29. Furthermore using King’s text and the legendary Walt Simonson’s artwork.
Lawnmower Man - Bizarre Adventures
Lawnmower Man -Walt Simonson
Lawnmower Man - Walt Simonson - Bizarre Adventures #29

I apologize, I got off on a tangent there. Stephen King apparently felt the 1992 film adaptation didn’t have anything really to do with his work. So he successfully sued to have his name removed from all advertising as well as the movie. It was upheld twice in court but New Line Cinema didn’t fix the issue until the third time the author brought them to trial. I found out that King won additional damages as well when the home video release featured his name. New Line was ordered to pay King $10,000 a day for every day they didn’t strike his name from the home media. In addition they had to forfeit all profits earned from those sales.
Lawnmower Man - Laserdisc

Be that as it may, The Lawnmower Man has become a cult film. One of those reasons of course is the then impressive CGI work for the virtual reality sequences.
Lawnmower Man

The story for the film concerns Dr. Lawrence Angelo (Pierce Brosnan) who is employed by Virtual Space Industries. The good Doctor is attempting to craft a software program that uses virtual reality and an experimental drug to boost a subject’s intelligence. In this case it is being tested on Chimpanzees – which of course goes wrong. Dr. Angelo is against the military aspects of his project in the first place and when things go wrong he decides to do research on his own. With the help of Jobe Smith (Jeff Fahey), a gardener who is slow-witted but has a gentle heart.

Obviously the movie wouldn’t be very interesting if everything went according plan. While Jobe is becoming much smarter, I would say super-humanly so as he learns Latin in just two hours. The man who quite frankly has been abused most of his life starts gaining disturbing abilities. Such as telekinesis and even telepathy. It turns out that Dr. Angelo’s former “boss” has secretly been administering the aggressive drug into Jobe’s treaments. As you can probably imagine this certainly doesn’t bode well for those who used to mistreat the young man.
Lawnmower Man - Mower
Lawnmower Man - Jobe loses it

So it becomes up to Dr. Angelo to confront his out of control creation in the wilds of cyberspace. Up for grabs is nothing short but the fate of the world itself! You’ll have to pick up the The Lawnmower Man: Collector’s Edition to learn who is victorious.
Lawnmower Man - Virtual Reality

This marks the first time the film has been available on Blu-Ray. Scream Factory has of course packed this two disc collector’s edition with all sort of extras:

Disc One – Theatrical Cut:

  • NEW 4K Scan Of The Interpositive
  • NEW Cybergod: Creating The Lawnmower Man – Featuring Interviews With Co-Writer/Director Brett Leonard, Actor Jeff Fahey, Editor Alan Baumgarten, Make-up Effects Artist Michael Deak And Special Effects Coordinator Frank Ceglia
  • Audio Commentary With Writer/Director Brett Leonard And Writer/Producer Gimel Everett
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Original Electronic Press Kit With Cast Interviews And Behind-The-Scenes Footage
  • Edited Animated Sequences
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • TV Spot

Disc Two – Director’s Cut:

  • NEW 4K Scan Of The Interpositive With Additional “Director’s Cut” Footage From The Original
  • Camera Negative
  • Audio Commentary With Writer/Director Brett Leonard And Writer/Producer Gimel Everett
  • Conceptual Art And Design Sketches
  • Behind-The-Scenes And Production Stills
  • Storyboard Comparison

So prepare yourself for the coming of The Lawnmower Man on 6/20. In addition you can hop on over to Scream Factory and pre-order your copy today!

The Lawnmower Man demands you roll for initiative!


Lawnmower Man - D20