Using apes in advertising seemed to peak and virtually disappear in the 1980s. Since this is when I was watching TV the most, I have many fond memories of these commercial masterpieces. Last night I found this gem from the mid-1980s for Fruit Roll-Ups that features a very unsafe looking school bus full of chimpanzees with an orangutan driver.
This makes total sense since orangutans are by far the most responsible members of the ape family.
I do not think they ever made a banana flavored Fruit Roll-Up, but that seems like a joke they should have thrown in to this commercial. While it might have felt like they were ripping off the “We have no banana” Fig Newton ads, I would not have noticed at the time.
Ha, ha! General Urko will totally confiscate your chocolate milk and gladly execute you on Councillor Zaius’ orders for you having ventured into the forbidden zone in the first place, silly human child.
To be honest Burke (James Naughton), Virdon (Ron Harper) and Galen (Roddy McDowall) didn’t exactly take off into the Forbidden Zone during their adventures but they certainly encountered more than a few human city ruins. I still think it’s a shame this series didn’t take off back in 1974, there really is a lot to like about it.
That cat had to have been drugged for his upcoming bath.
How I wish I could invent a time machine to go back and visit the world that we briefly see in this clip from a ‘lost’ documentary, it must have been a Golden Age in 1945 when your average Joe and Jill had most of their work accomplished by good-natured chimpanzees willing to shine your shoes and give your little kitty a bath.
Though I think while this Golden Age was beautiful and brief it was probably for the best because we all know where this would have ended up, right?
“Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man’s downfall – the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you… now!”
Two years after Rampage “hit” (pardon the pun) arcades, Midway’s big monsters made their way to the small screen in Data East’s 1988 version of Rampage for the NES. Rampage was ported to most home computers and game systems, each of which losing details (some small, some large) along the way. The NES version dropped Ralph the werewolf, retaining Lizzie the Lizard and George the Gorilla. It also dropped a bit of quality. The game is playable, but it’s not the best home version by far.
Unlike the arcade version (which required quarters to continue) or some of the other ports that limited the amount of times a player could continue, Rampage for the NES allowed players to continue as many times as they wanted, until their their thumbs went numb or the played through all 128 of the game’s levels.