Did you see the Pilot for “The Robinsons: Lost in Space”?


In 2004, WB produced a pilot for a reboot of the classic TV series, “Lost in Space”. In this updated version, Brad Johnson was cast John Robinson, Jayne Brook as Maureen Robinson, Adrianne Palicki as Judy Robinson, Ryan Malgarini as Will Robinson, and Mike Erwin as Don West. Sadly the pilot did not have a Dr. Smith (although it did have a robot).

I did not see the pilot back in 2004, but I watched it last night online and it is not bad. Although it lacks the vibe of the original show, it has some potential. Perhaps the show might have had more success if they had not connected the show to the original show and just created a new show that was about a family traveling in space. Comparisons can do a lot of harm.

You can judge for yourself, the entire pilot has been posted online.

The Coneheads Animated Special (1983)

The Coneheads - Rankin and Bass

First of all I want to give a big thanks to fellow Retroist writer Daniel XIII for taking a moment to cease consuming mass quantities to give me the heads up on this Rankin and Bass 1983 animated special. Until the Ouija Board Kid pointed it out to me I can honestly say I never knew this special even existed!

The Special features all three original Saturday Night Live actors voicing the characters they made popular back in 1977, with Dan Aykroyd playing Beldar, Jane Curtain as Prymaat, and Laraine Newman as Connie. The Coneheads animated special was in fact a pilot episode that was passed on, seems like it was intended for a prime time audience judging by the humor.

So was I just locked in a closet when this special aired? Does anyone else remember watching it back in the day?

Crashed Pilots: Revenge of the Nerds TV Series

It’s been quite a while now since I did one of these, it’s just hard to get motivated to sit down and watch something, while taking screen-caps, and then write-up some big article on it. This one shifts away from the pattern of my previous Crashed Pilots posts in that it’s about a live-action pilot.


Yes, that’s right. Revenge of the Nerds almost had its own TV series. Fox aired this pilot episode back in 1991 but dumped the idea when the reviews were too negative, the episode is currently available on the “Panty Raid Edition” DVD of the original movie.

This pilot only features four of the original nerds. They did a decent job of casting most of those, but you’d never guess that the blonde one was supposed to be Booger.


I think part of the reason the pilot failed is because it was so similar to the original movie, it didn’t offer the viewers anything new (except a laugh track). It’s simply an exact, though somewhat abbreviated version of the first part of the original movie, ending just after they take revenge for the bricks being thrown through the windows. Instead of hooking up the nudie cams like in the movie, they get their revenge in this pilot with an electronic muscle contracting exercise device.

On the jocks’ side, they did keep Ogre (with an actor who does look the part), and Stan. There is a cheerleader who is probably Betty, but she isn’t named in this pilot.

It looks like this series would have been an alternate universe version of the Revenge of the Nerds story, but I think it would have been more successful if it had picked up where the movie left off, or perhaps focus on some entirely new group of nerds. It really wasn’t bad, it’s just that you spend half the episode trying to figure out which characters are new & which ones are supposed to be old returning ones, and the other half waiting for something new to happen. If they had a few episodes instead of just the one, they might have been able to take it far enough in another direction that it would have drawn an audience.

Crashed Pilots: Wacky Races Forever

It’s been a while since my last one of these. Hopefully this one will be more popular than my previous one. Now, without further ado, let me introduce you to

Back in 2006, Cartoon Network got a pilot for a spinoff of the classic Wacky Races series, titled “Wacky Races Forver”. This series is set an unknown length of time after the original (but at least 16 years, since children of the original racers are now racing themselves). Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect married and created “Perfect Industries”, which sponsors the new races, and apparently produces insane creations.

Their children, Parker (brother) and Piper (sister) now race against Prof Pat Pending, the Slag Brothers, a new Gruesome Twosome (with a hot little vampire chick), and Dick Dastardly and Muttley.

While they are nominally competing against everyone, they are primarily competing against each other, their sibling rivalry is quite high.

Dastardly is still up to his old tricks, but now he is working for some greater evil person, one who is trying to take over Perfect Industries.

This pilot is unfortunately short (it doesn’t even have a title card nor credits), but it seems that this series would have had much more plot than the original, and no narrator.

It’s key plot point is a Perfect Industries product, a bridge made out of snakes. Yes, you read me correctly, a bridge made out of snakes. No, this bridge was not designed by Dick Dastardly, it was actually created by Peter Perfect. Go Fig.

…And now, I leave you with this image: