Author Archives: ClaymationWerewolf
Sky Commanders!
**One Monster’s continuing mission to explore strange new (old) cartoons. Shows he has never seen! Watched in small segments and reviewed immediately. No research! No rewinds! No shame! Join me as I embarrass myself for your reading pleasure. This is … Continue reading
C.O.P.S. The Animated series!
**One Monster’s continuing mission to explore strange new (old) cartoons. Shows he has never seen! Watched in small segments and reviewed immediately. No research! No rewinds! No shame! Join me as I embarrass myself for your reading pleasure. This is … Continue reading
A Thorough Look at Rambo the Animated Series’ S.A.V.A.G.E. Island
**One Monster’s continuing mission to explore strange new (old) cartoons. Shows he has never seen! Watched in small segments and reviewed immediately. No research! No rewinds! No shame! Join me as I embarrass myself for your reading pleasure. This is … Continue reading
Wuzzles! The Full Moon Review!
**One Monster’s continuing mission to explore strange new (old) cartoons. Shows he has never seen! Watched in small segments and reviewed immediately. No research! No rewinds! No shame! Join me as I embarrass myself for your reading pleasure. This is … Continue reading
RoboCop: The Animated Series – The Full Moon Review!
**One monster’s continuing mission to explore strange new (old) cartoons. Shows he has never seen! Watched in small segments and reviewed immediately. No research! No rewinds! No shame! Join me as I embarrass myself for your reading pleasure. This is … Continue reading
Claymation Werewolf…The new transformation
In my role as Cartoon Alternative Historian to all of the internet, it’s important for me to know the ins and outs of all of cartoondom. However, as much as it pains me to admit it; there are on rare … Continue reading
Masters of the Ponyverse!
In those shadowy and mysterious 10 years known to some as the 1980’s cartoons ruled the day. Stockbrokers would rush away from their offices to catch the latest episode of Heathcliff, GI Joe addiction clinics sprung up in most suburban … Continue reading
Lost Eternian Christmas Newsreel!
Seasons greetings Coo-Coo Cola cult members! In our first of a series of recently discovered News Reels, allow me to present a transcription of one that’s especially suitable for this time of year! I now bring you “An Eternian Christmas”! … Continue reading
Help The Manchines of Eternia this Christmas!
Citizens of Toontown, fellow Retrotarians. I come to you today during this Christmas season with a personal plea. Recently one of my many connections in the Retro Pop Culture world re-introduced me to some wonderful characters. Characters that stood in … Continue reading
Gravedale High, Your Tax Dollars At Work.
Look, I know nobody likes to hear about politics. Especially zombie, mummy and gill-man politics. I am also well aware that The Retroist is not the proper platform for an essay of this nature. As everyone knows, this site is … Continue reading
The Tale of the Purple Pieman
I hate kids. They get in your yard, they know more about technology than we do and they form terrible gangs that harass innocent people in a non-stop attempt to bring strong local businesses crashing to the ground. This last … Continue reading
A Button…For Corduroy
We all remember the heartwarming book “Corduroy” by Don Freeman. This tale of an adorable Bear’s quest to replace the missing button on his overalls. This journey eventual ends with him finding something much more valuable; a new home (spoiler … Continue reading
The Moss, Man
Every once in a while, the normally stark life of a retro pop culture blogger has its perks. Sometimes you need to step away from the minutes upon minutes of research that go into good cartoon journalism. It’s great to … Continue reading
Yes Linus, there is a Great Pumpkin
Seven-year-old Linus van Pelt wrote a letter to the editor of Claymation Werewolf’s “Howl“, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial October 18, 1964. The work of veteran blogger Rhett Kahn has since become the internets most … Continue reading
Dissect-An-Alien Autopsy
The following transcription was recovered from the scene of a terrible “accident” at Claymation Werewolf Laboratories. Aside from the pictures taken during the events, all photos of the scene, after the fact have been removed from the report out of … Continue reading
Consultation from the Crypt! A Demon Night To Remember
It’s not mystery that I make a lot of money blogging. I mean a LOT of money. I have been in this game for a long time and over the years have become not just an icon in the entertainment … Continue reading
Mills Means Monsters – The Secret “Origin” of Monster Cereals
It was a simple enough pitch as movie pitches go…Monsters. Who didn’t love monsters? They were powerful, mysterious. Men wanted to be them and women wanted to be with them! (or was that leading men?) Anyway people DID love monsters. … Continue reading
You’ve been Pony’d or Confessions of a Brony
Sexism is supposedly a very terrible thing, its horrible fingers reaching into every aspect of our society from music to movies and sadly even to childrens toys. We’ve all seen the incredibly offensive items; the toy shopping carts, the miniature … Continue reading
Boglin Fever!
Hey folks! Do you remember when Boglins took over the world and destroyed every man, woman and child in their unstoppable quest to satisfy their thirst for blood? No you don’t! And do you know why? Well, the answer to … Continue reading
Choose Adventure!
Hey gang! It’s been a while and I apologize for not bringing you your weekly dose of the truth about nostalgia! But today I make my comeback! In an attempt to make my return in the most stylish way possible, … Continue reading
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