Traffic Stopping Eighties Dancewear

If you were going to be a dancer in the 1980’s, you not only needed skill and grace, but you needed the right outfit. It needed to be colorful for sure, but it also needed something they can’t put on a tag or product description. It needed to be able to stop traffic. As it turns out, proving this traffic stopping ability, could be dangerous. Thousands of would-be dancers were killed before the outfits were perfected.

Here you see the pinnacle of eighties traffic-stopping dance technology. If you are trying to be a dancer now, study it. Learn from it.

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