Out in the wasteland, they tell of an ol’ jolly elf who still rides out from his cave once a year to lay waste to all the naughty little mutants and rewards them that has been good that year. Some say this is just a myth, but I swear I seen him. Riding that red heap of his, screaming across the wastes like a metal banshee.
Once, in another time, another place, he was a hero, but out here he is Mad Claus.
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