Saturday Frights: Squelettes – Nous Nous Appelons Les Squelettes

Holy Cats creeps! Roll up, roll up and gaze into the face of pure, raw horror the likes of which mortals were ne’er meant to endure! Behold the stark terror! Experience a world gripped by chaos and pain! See the skeletons of Tom Baker and his hipster friend…who are…well…they are playing a song for some sugar rushin’ kids and…and…a pineapple? What in the he…

I need a jelly baby and a bucket of gin…

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Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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