Saturday Frights: Critters: Bounty Hunter (2014)

Holy cats creeps, I can’t believe how nostalgic it is for the ol’ Ouija Board Kid Daniel XIII, to be mannin’ the projector once again here in the Vault! Ya see, when my pal and your’s, the putrid Projectionist, gave the Crypt o’ XIII a ring and said he needed an emergency replacement for vicious Vic Sage (who claims he came down with Captain Trips…but methinks ’tis weird this plague struck shortly after I saw him exiting Best Buy with that Facts of Life complete series box set…and we all know he’s all about that Blair, ’bout that Blair, no Cindy) I had no choice but to obey…mostly because of that contract signed in blood…

Anyway, you’re stuck with the Cool Ghoul…and I’m going to treat you right! I thought long and hard about what to show you fiends, and what I came up with was a lil’ flick that features a perfect representation of you…a short, hairy beast with a voracious appetite…that also ejects poisonous quills (that’s right, I read your comments, and those barbs can sting!).

So, grab your snacks, and hold yer baby tight, ‘cuz the Crites are loose tonight!!!

And remember, if you don’t like tonight’s feature…

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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